As powerful as inspirational quotes can be, occasionally we just need a bit of humor to brighten up our day. Get to know about a woman's nature with these funny quotes and sayings about women. Women are intriguing creatures, but the things that people can state about them can make men seem nearly alien. Below are some of my all time favorite quotes, they are not meant to “make fun” of a woman in a mean way! You can use to tease her a little and make her enjoy time with you. I hope to enjoy them! Feel free to add more in the Comments section below!
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. – By Marilyn Monroe.
A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a near sighted man.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
A Frenchwoman, when double- By crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- By but they all will console themselves with another man.
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. – By Diana Sturm
A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
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The sweetest victory is the one that’s most difficult. The one that requires you to reach down deep inside, to fight with everything you’ve got, to be willing to leave everything out there on the battlefield—without knowing, until that do-or-die moment, if your heroic effort will be enough. Society doesn’t reward defeat, and you won’t find many failures documented in history books. The exceptions are those failures that become steppingstones to later success. Such is the case with Thomas Edison, whose most memorable invention was the light bulb, which purportedly took him 1,000 tries before he developed a successful prototype. “How did it feel to fail 1,000 times?” a reporter asked. “I didn’t fail 1,000 times,” Edison responded. “The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps.” Unlike Edison, many of us avoid the prospect of failure. In fact, we’re so focused on not failing that we don’t aim for success, settling instead for a life of mediocrity. When we do make missteps,
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
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